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Dating women has always come easily to me. I don't really understand it when people say that they have big trouble dating women. It's not exactly hard! You find a girl you like, you ask her out on a date. She says yes, and you date her! Simple! Then if you're good then she will come back for more! Dating women isn't rocket science! I met a guy the other day that came to me for advice. He wanted to know hoe you get a girl to say yes to you when you ask her on a date. Well no girl has ever said no to me before, so I figured that I was the perfect person to give the guy advice! I told him that first of all, you have to get their attention and hold it. If you just come out of the blue and ask them out then they will be a bit unsure as they won't know who on earth you are! You have to do something to catch their eye so they know who you are. Something like playing football in front of them really well with your shirt off is sure to catch their attention enough! The guy didn't look convinced when I told him this as he said that he wasn't any good at football and felt uncomfortable with his shirt off as he was a little over weight. I came up with the perfect solution - a blind date! If he went on a blind date, then the girl wouldn't know that he was over weight before the date. Then during the date - hopefullyhe would wow her so much that sooner or later she would have a slightly over weight husband that doesn't play football! I have this dating women thing down toa T. I'm onlytwenty four and I have dated around 8 girls per year on average since I was about thirteen!Pretty impressive huh?! The guy that asked me for advicecommented on this. He said that I was obviously very good at getting girls to go out with me, but obviously not very good andmaking them stay with me long-term. He has a point I suppose, but I don't really want to stay with one girl. That would be boring! I'm good at getting girls to go out with me, so I might as well make as many go out with me as possible!