Adults Yarns

Dr. Phil had to lay the battery away for awhile and decide to take his new found freedom from shell shock in the next phase. He came across a dating site that matched the same mental and physical characteristics with the a mate of the opposite sex. He got all giddy inside when he thought about the opposite sex. Imagine, I won't have to talk to a battery or my knuckles too long for awhile. He had named his knuckles Harry and Loise because his family decided to move far away, so he made a family of his own. Harry and Loise kept him very occupied on cold nights when there was no one around.

There was a dating site he had visited called Harmony.com. He placed the absolute truth in all of the boxes available and with one stroke of the button he wanted to find the love of his life or a brief encounter with a dating partner in order to go out and mingle with a drink or two. His psychologist Loise said that it would be good for him just don't go to any fruit stands ran by Koreans or Chinese individuals. He didn't even stain the thought of that one. He just thought about how nice it would be to finally find someone compatible for him. That just seemed impossible, but the Great battery in the sky knew that all possibilities were available for anyone who reached out to grab that star from shooting.

He met this lady that loved cats. He liked car batteries and she liked cats so that dating site was right on the money. Nothing can be too wrong with a person that liked one thing in particular. She brought her Rex to Domino's to meet him. He introduced her to Frank and the rest was history. No it wasn't history but he could get to know her a little better. This rex just stared at him it didn't meow, didn't snarl and didn't quarrel with him. Just stared at him with it's beady little blue eyes. He gave it the pepperonis off of his pizza, but it still wasn't satisfied. There was something about the cat that wasn't kosher. He didn't worry about it because it seemed to be a nice kitty. Frank whispered into Phil's ear. He said the cat wanted a hug. He asked his date if he could hug her cat. She of course thought it was a positive mark and so he hugged it and it bit his big hairy ear without a second thought and puked pepperoni all over his tie. Phil was so annoyed, and then he looked in the window to see a korean laughing at the whole incident. His date was over and the rest was history! He'd have to visit another dating site that had less hobbies or things of that nature. A battery was just something that was actually working. Cats don't work.